likely looney, mostly merrie at times ceo of madeup media "company" buttslap! productions
proud owner of a weather channel beanie, former emperor of sketchers united, was rewarded time magazine's most confused person in 2025......and some other achievements i can't name at the top of my head
he/him/they/them autistic, bi #1 screwball f-f-furry?! (*girlshrieknoise._6.mp3*)
psssst....follow @altffive m'kay? c'mon, i know you want to..THEY'RE MY WIFE!!